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This video is a walkthrough for the Thrusting Hodir’s Spear daily quest for the Son’s of Hodir in Stormpeaks (Northrend).

You have 4 attacks, Grab, Dodge, a quick stab and a more powerful stab with a longer cooldown.

You want to make sure that your grip stays above 40 as the drake climbs your grip slips at a faster rate.

Use your dodge immediately after the drake swipes at you, its okay if you miss a few, just try and get your timing back on track. Dodging the attacks is key to staying alive, and keeping your grib is key to staying on the drake.

Always use the fourth hard attack first, and then use the quick stab if your grip and dodging is satisfactory.

This is a 10 man Granata Gaming Guild run in Naxxramas. This video features the Sapphiron Encounter and defeat of Sapphiron. Sapphiron drops the Key of the Iris that begins a quest chain into Malygos. The quest instructors the individual to fly to the Wyrmrest Temple in Dragonblight and turn in the Eye of the Iris. The quest giver then gives you a key to Malygos which will never disappear. You are instructed to gather a group and fight Malygos to complete your quest. That sounds like a video to be released in the future….

In this 10 Man Naxxramas encounter, our team pits themselves against Instructor Razuvious – the 3 time wiper – it is sure to be a good watch.

This is the first attempt at Thaddius by The Granata Gaming Guild, thegranata.com, unfortunately this attempt ends in a fail.

This was one of my first heroic dungeons as an 80 lock. This is the POV of a tiny wide-eyed gnome. This fight takes place in Drak’Tharon keep dungeon. This is the final boss in the dungeon, The Prophet Tharon’ja.

Their scam begins by telling you that you have issued a fraudulent check that needs to be verified so that it can be processed. Doesn’t make sense does it? But when you hear fraud and that it’s someone calling to help you may become trusting in your panicked state.

The reverse lookup on this number traced it back to an Internet VOIP company that does not reveal information regarding its customers. Typical of scammers, either you call the number back and its not in service, or it was a payphone, or a service such as VOIP that allows individuals to continue these fly-by-night operations.

If this number calls you, do not hesitate to try and gather more information and report it to the polica!

  Click to Enlarge to Fullscreen       or      Click to View with UI/addons enabled.

The World of Warcraft programmers and developers have never failed to show their sense of humor. This is true in the Sholazar Basin at 38.6, 37.3, the tiny island in the middle of the northwest lake for those without location addons.

There is a tiny hatch like the one from lost.

When you hover your curser over it, the tooltip reads “5 9 16 17 24 43″. Hugo’s lucky numbers. Jacob’s special candidates.

This is a recut, very well timed version of Many Deaths of a Gnome Warlock – also available on gamerqq’s Youtube channel or at GamerQQ.com.

Any guesses exactly how many times the gnome dies in this movie?

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Music – (Artist – Song Title)

1. Kid Cudi – Day and Night
2. Citizen Cope – Bullet and a Target
3. Citizen Cope – Penitentiary

To achieve 100k greatness follow these 4 steps;

1. Become a miner and get leveling skill to 450. Once you’ve gotten your skill high enough fly around Sholazar Basin mining saronite and titanium.

2. Don’t sleep.

3. Don’t sleep, again.

4. Don’t masterbate, go to the gym, this will promote energy. Masterbation leads to the causation of failing rules #2 and #3 which makes rule #1 impossible to follow.

Thank you, and enjoy your farming for WOW gold for free.

This is GamerQQ.

The first video, WoW 25 Man ICC Deathbringer Saurfang was from a Demonology Warlock’s point-of-view. This video WoW 25 Man ICC Deathbringer Saurfang 2, is from a Destruction Warlock’s point-of-view.

The dps change is about 2-3k in favor of Destruction for this boss fight. The largest hit in this video (WoW 25 Man ICC Deathbringer Saurfang 2, from a Destruction Warlock POV) is 22,669 from a Chaos Bolt at 3:28[minutes] into the video. The music is way better in this newest video as well.

This fight went pretty smoothly, apologies for the cluster on the screen. If anyone has recommendations on addons that can clean it up let me know. Remember to visit gamerqq.com our official website. Sub on YouTube and ITunes for up to the minute QQ!

There are some new videos being uploaded to YouTube today and they will be posted on the website as well. In general we are shooting for 7 videos of original content weekly.

More updates coming soon!

Ironaya is located in the Uldaman Mine instance in Badlands. This is a boss encounter that can be triggered by collecting two pieces of a special staff from trash mobs throughout the dungeon. When the two pieces are put together and placed into the tiny hill overlooking the Indiana Jones esk. model village, they will unlock Ironaya’s bedroom door.

This fight is from the point of view of a gnome warlock, the same one featured in Many Deaths of a Gnome

This fight was a little bumpy but not bad for a pug I suppose. Remember to visit gamerqq.com our official website. Sub on YouTube and ITunes for up to the minute QQ!

The following recommended WOW UI Addon’s include;

NPC Scan – The will pop-up rare mob indicators on your screen when you come close to one.

NPC Scan Overlay – I know what your thinking, copy and paste, this is actually a second component to the first and will add a pathing overlay to your map of all the rare mobs.

I will Add Links for the following;
Ackis Recipe List
Atlas
Auctioneer
Bagnon
Bartender4
Carbonite
Crap Away!
Deadly Boss Mods
EveryQuest
GearScore
MikScrollingBattleText
Necrosis
Omen Threat Meter
Postal
Recount
Speedy Actions
TB Arena Points

This is a wow Ahn’Kahet Boss grief that can be done during the teammate turned to enemies phase. Watch, Learn, enjoy, try, enjoy some more.

This is just a small montage of the collection of videos we have of a little tiny gnome warlock who just can’t catch a break…. or a res…. or some skills… or anything for that matter.

There are just too many ways to die in the world of warcraft and GamerQQ has found a lot. Here are just a few… just a couple. Be sure to visit our website regularly for updates, sub on Youtube and Itunes.

Thanks for watching!

More videos will become available today as well, its been a good week to be a member of QQ.

Want to know what’s going on behind the scenes?

We have a new website in development, a bigger… pos that ever before visited.

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Yes. Real life.

The following video is a demonstration/walkthrough/guide/exploit/hack to completing the Hadronox Denied Achievement in World of Warcraft on heroic difficulty. Keep in mind that there are various ways to complete this achievement – this is just one way.

In this video we used a Hunter’s Feign Death ability to despawn the boss and we ran to where Hadronox spawns from and killed him there. It’s important that everyone jumps down the hole after you loot the boss or you may wipe if people aren’t paying attention.

They will also ask you about the satisfaction of your current or past GoDaddy services and will most likely leave a voicemail with a callback number in the event that you actually want to call them back.

We will be forgoing our normal weekly maintenance on World of Warcraft realms this week, and do not have any planned downtime scheduled. Have fun!
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WoW Server Status Forums Post 08-03-2010

wowrotations.com is definitely a 4/5 on the GamerQQ scale of websites – and we’re critical. It’s basic, has exactly what the title says, no more, no less, perfecto.

The initial arena prep before the round begins does not require the use of soulshards. This means before the round starts you can burn as many soul shards as you want, but Gamer’s will QQ once the round begins because everything you cast that requires shards takes shards away .

Cast Sequence is as follows;

1. Spellstone >
2. Healthstone 1* >
3. Summon Pet while trading healthstones >
4. Healthstone >
5. Soul Link >
6. Fel Armor >
7. Wait for 5 second warning if you have deadly boss mobs – if not count down from 15second warning >
8. Life Tap >
9. Shadow Ward (Round Begins) >
10. Metamorphasis >
11. Damage Increase Trinket

*Trade to Partner/Partners

Spellstone > Healthstone > Trade healthstone while summoning pet > Healthstone for self > Soul Link > Fel Armor > Wait before round begins > Life Tap > Shadow Ward > Metamorphasis > Trinket

Reasoning:
Spellstone comes first to increase entire casting sequence. A trade can be distracting even when habitual, getting it out of the way first while summoning a pet is the best idea to make sure your partner gets the stone. Create your own stone next, link your pet and yourself, and increase damage using fel armor. Waiting before the round is aboute to begin to use lifetap is the most effective way to use it as most arenas don’t last longer than a minute in 2v2. In larger matches you will have to recast this 1-2 times during battle. The same applies to Shadow Ward for a damage shield. The reasoning to pop metamorphasis before using your trinket is because; 1) metamorphasis lasts longer, so using the trinket once it is active opposed to before will increase maximum dps and; 2) metamorphasis multiplies your stats contributed by items, not buffs, so using a trinket after could have a greater result in dps.

For more information on casting sequences and rotations visit www.wowrotations.com

This will fix your contrast issues.

To fix the black lines on the left side of your screen, this is caused by Xfire. the in-game options in Xfire messes with the game, so to fix the lines, turn off the in-game options or shut down Xfire.

Starcraft Graphics Fix
Starcraft 1: Brood Wars Expansion
64 Bit Operating System
Windows 7

This week,

Catchup on Season 1
GamerQQ Shoutouts – WoW Braham, Istackgirls, Shesaid, Seteh, Holyrip
Alpha Nerd Advice – Woops, I knew we forgot something.
Bandaids
The Shield
Spun, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Reupdate on Starcraft 2 Being Released this Tueday August 2nd
Playing a Paladin
Rants & Pet Peeves

Enjoy this short but hilarious start to season 2, bloopers coming soon.. Someone muffed up the bloopers reel.

Except the new podcast to up by 11pm EST – 8pm PDT.

This week,

Last week review
GamerQQ Mail
Alpha Nerd Advice – Clingers & Manipulation
Fry Sauce
Bandaids
Watch Cake Boss, The Shield
Watch Predators, Renus Bootlegs
Reupdate on Starcraft 2 Beta
Griefing In Games (WoW)
Granata Gaming Guild Recruiting Promo
Awards: Putting up with dudes, put your Douchebag ass on blast, and ‘You’ve been working hard’
Gametips
Griefs of the Week
Technology News – Google Application Creation for Kids
Rants & Pet Peeves – Metaphors, Word Confirmation Puzzles, Spider Killers

Thanks for listening! Stay tuned for Season 2!

New Material, New Season, New co-host, Coming Soon.

This week,

Last week review
Alpha Nerd Advice
Watch Cake Boss, Ace of Cakes, and Pawn Star$
Watch Predators, Toy Story 3, and A-Team
Check out StarCraft 2 for PC by Blizzard
Griefing In Games (WoW)
Granata Gaming Guild Recruiting Promo
Awards: Putting up with dudes, put your Douchebag ass on blast, and ‘You’ve been working hard’
Gametips
Griefs of the Week
Technology News – Google Application Creation for Kids
Rants & Pet Peeves

Thanks for listening and Jason thank you for joining us this week.

This week,

Tons of Alpha Nerd Advice
Hamster Ball Tazer
Watch Wife Swap, Watch Hell’s Kitchen, Watch Kitchen Nightmares
Play Splinter Cell Conviction (for PC & XBox)
Griefing In Games (WoW)
Douchebag Award
WTF of the Week
Authenticator
QQing – People that are afraid to learn new things, Racism, Boat…Smart..is.a.scam., get an Authenticator.

TheGranata.com – The Granata Gaming Guild.

If you like Hip-hop buy the new Eminem CD – Recovery. The song at the end of the podcast is a clip from Eminem Ft. Lil’ Wayne – No Love.

Enjoy!

Enjoy!

For a new comer, go to www.hostrocket.com to buy hosting and a hostname. These are the two components first needed to create a website. A name, and a place to support or host that name. Most ‘Hosting Providers’ require you to subscribe to their web hosting services for terms.

These terms generally include 1 – 10 years and rarely allow 6 month contracts or month-to-month contracts. It is benefical to go with at least a year service – who wants their website picking up traffic and then getting turned off because you’re a day late with your credit card payment.

For more experienced web-designers or developers, your heart may be set on an ‘already owned’ url. For situations such as that you can visit website appraisal sites to gauge how much traffic the website receives and what a good negotiating point would be to the owner of the website. The next step is visiting a ‘whois’ website and getting the site owners information and sending them an offer email introducing yourself and your offer as well. It’s important at this stage to open up as many lines of communication with the owner as possible so that they do not think this is some sort of scam to hack their website.

When buying a url, buy a url that has the backend to support what you’re doing. Most individuals that follow the above steps and use hostrocket will have access to unlimited bandwidth packages (or extremely high) and will have the ability to create as many databases as you’d like. The creation of database’s is important as well, in my opinion get a host that lets you create free databases in a pre-setup PHP MyAdmin or Perl/Linux/MySQL environment.

The next part will be how to create and setup your website. This is the fun part.

Prediction: The episode will focus on the origins of Jacob and Evil Locke. If that prediction is correct then we should also find out how Evil Locke became the Black Smoke Monster.

Prediction 2: There are only 2 episodes left, so that leads me to also believe that someone from the cast of candidates must die this episode.

Prediction 3: Sayid did not kill Desmond, Desmond or Jack will be the new Jacob – the primary focus has been driven more towards Jack as of late but if Desmond was so important Whitmore would not have brought him to the island.

Prediction 4: The Black Smoke Monster was created when his human form was either burned at the cross, over a fire, in a fire, or destroyed by some other ritual out of fear.

Prediction 5: The two dead people in the cave that Hugo thought were Adam and Eve really were, and they were Jacob & Evil Locke’s parents. Perhaps Jacob was before they got cast out of The Garden and Evil Locke came after?

Enjoy! And thanks for your continued support.

Relationship Advice From an Alpha Nerd – The best two words you will ever need to know aren’t ‘Love You’, they are ‘You’re Right’.

Television Reviews – Lost & The Ultimate Fighter

Movie Reviews – None this week

GamerQQ ‘Current Gameplay’ Reviews & Experiences – World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft Burning Crusade.

Awards of the Week
Definition of Awards
Nobel Player Award – Balliin for spending more than enough time trying to help me obtain the Robes of Arcana, listening to the podcast, and taking some time to explain the Warlock class.
Funny Random Player Award – Teardrop, for making our dungeon group laugh with your name, jokes, and characteristics.
Douchebag Award – Gnomium for purposely wiping a raid group.
Skirt Award – Shaget for buying a Celestial Steed

Gametip(s) of the Week

Grief of the Week – Mind Control, Dueling, and Boats.

Technology News – Honda Bar Stool

Acronym of the Week – The letter ‘r’ means ready in MMORPG’s.

Quick Promotional Piece – www.gain30pounds.com

Rant
This weeks rant includes Pet Peeves.

Our 5th Audiocast will be coming soon, either tonight or tomorrow – with a tentative date on when were going to be boardcasting every week.

This week GamerQQ is experimenting with some new audio recording equipment. With the exception of pause breaks this episode is completely unedited, you can even hear a cellphone ring at the end – woops.

This week covers Battlefield Bad Company 2 Griefs, WoW Griefs, and the World of Warcraft experience so far. A few special shout outs to some in game individuals who helped navigationally grief me.

We hope that you enjoy!

Thank you for listening…

This week is more of a tangent than a QQ Audiocast, but that’s what GamerQQ is for! QQing. This week we discuss relationships, 50 things to do while naked, upcoming movies such as Knight and Day, Ironman 2, Wolverine 2, Resident Evil – Afterlife, girls playing video games, nanotechnology, and key words that let you know that your significant other, friend, partner, or family member is about to ask you to do something or trick you into saying something you didn’t mean.

We hope that you enjoy!

Thank you for listening…

Lets first go into the new combat and weapons, you can now grapple toward enemies, grab and charge through massive groups of enemies, and also awesome kill sequences. Depending on what weapon you grapple your enemy with you can do a assortment of things such as summon souls to attack nearby enemies or do a blast of electricity. There are new moves that you can do to mutilate your enemies once you grab them, you can use them as a battering ram or just do the usual of rip your foe in half!

Now for the new weapons of carnage, each weapon is now also paired with a magic ability, instead of switching between all your magics you change weapons to use the different magics.

You do start off with the high and mighty Blades of Exile, A weapon similar to the Blades of Chaos and Athena’s Blades from previous games. Athena gives them to Kratos in order to regain his trust. Paired with the magic of The Army of Sparta that allows you to summon soldiers to form a phalanx to protect you like Helios did in the demo; it not only protects you, but the soldiers throw their spears at enemies. If the magic is is leveled up, the soldiers will grow in numbers and deal more damage. At the highest level, tapping the circle button will make arrows rain down around you after the spear thrust.

Next up on the list are my all time favorite of the entire God of War series, The Claws of Hades, Kratos obtains this wepon from Hades during their fight. Their fighting style is similar to the Blades of Exile but the moves are executed slower. The magic power of the Claws allow Kratos to summon souls of the enemies that he killed during his quest. He use them as allies to kill soldiers and other creatures around him.

The next new weapon is the Nemean Cestus that you got to use within the demo. Powerful weapon originally weilded by Hercules. It is a chained fist weapon resembling lion heads. With it Kratos can execute impressive combos, yet slow ones compared to the other weapons. The magic ability for this weapon creates waves of energy by smashing the Cestus in the ground throwing any enemies in Krato’s way.

The last weapon to add to Krato’s arsenal of mayhem is the Nemesis Whip, A weapon given to Kratos by Hephaestus after Kratos gives him the Omphalos stone. It is a pair of triple blades chained together. Hephestus has given it the power to project electricity. The magic power of the whip is to create balls of electricity just like Cronos’ Rage.

I beat this game in 12 straight hours of game play, This has to be so far the most exciting games that I have ever played and I highly recommend it to any gamer, the boss fights are in credible and breath taking graphics, this game is only for PS3, I don’t want to spoil anything withing the game, go play God of War 3, this will be game of the year!!!

The easiest exploit in any video game is terrian, most terrian models are exploitable in one way or another. Using objects to block the line of sight, or completely bug out your enemy are easy to find in mostly any video game.

So keep close to those walls and you may just find a new terrian glitch and begin exploiting.

We will be discussing, discussing the tight pants fashion trend, Tip-Hop, Movie Reviews such as Leaves of Grass, How To Train Your Dragon, Repo Men. We have Television Reviews for LOST and the Marriage Ref, and some coming attractions. Maybe if you stick around long enough you will unlock some Easter Eggs.

Thank you.

Battlefield Bad Company 2 is only $19.99 with this promotional code that takes $20 off the game. Buying through the Electronic Arts online store is the only way this promo code works, the code is PAXEAST842, this only works for the digital download version. The option for the promotional code is at the end of your checkout.

Improvements in future podcasts to come, we enjoy all the negative feedback we can get! Thank you.

FAIL. This was like a bad Steven Seagal movie only with more action and fighting scenes. Accidently rented this straight to DVD movie thinking it was Brooklyn’s Finest. Sadface.

GamerQQ gives The Wrong Side of The Town 2/5.

I’ll let you in on a [SPOILER], everyone dies in the movie except the lovely couple and their unborn child.

At the end of the movie the government satellite pans in on the couple leading us to believe that the couple is going to get stopped by a black suburban and ‘BANG’. One could only hope.

GamerQQ Gives The Crazies a 1.5/5 – Actually watched the whole thing, but only because I wanted to see if the main characters died. Sigh. Waste.

The second indication would be 0 known actors and one actor that looks like he could be the dad of the peanut-butter-balls guy from RoadTrip – now that’s worth 1 watch.

This movie would have to rank as a C movie, calling it a B movie would be to complimentary.

Worst Ranking GamerQQ Movie ever.

0.1/5, even having a fading concussion this movie’s cheesiness was not funny – just a waste.

Oh, Order is overpowered, all the DEV’s play Order, everyone Cross-realms, everyone Hacks, VB Buddy hasn’t been shut down, all the hack programs are still available online.

So why go back? Is it that addictive? Are you that upset with trying something new? Why play a game that will really never change?

You can shine up a piece of **** but it is still just that.

The population in the game is so low on all the servers now that literally everyone knows your name. It’s like ‘Cheers’, without any attractive girls, alcohol, or real fun. Or is it fun? Is it fun to play a game that has about the same population as Alien Vs. Predator’s multiplayer? Mythic has nothing to offer you, they still make the same mistakes, and will continue to make the same mistakes. You are paying to beta test a game.

So have fun in the world of Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning because as far as GamerQQ is concerned, we’d rather squat on a lightning rod during a thunder storm.

I would like to personally extend my gratitude, appreciation, and love for 1 Mr. Yogiebear who purchased an edition of Bad Company 2 for me through STEAM tonight. Thank you so much Yogiebear., and thank you to Mr Kombine – keeping secrets and loving you too. <3

No QQ, Just Love for you two.

-Melx

http://www.sqmgroup.com/donotcall.html – Enter your phone number on their do not call list and voila. If they call again you can take it a step further

Don’t take crap from 250-260-3907, spammers are the ultimate griefer. When this number called me, I answered professionally, there was a 5 second silence and they hung up on me.

Hi-Rez Studios: Please! What do you have to do to get you to pay us monthly!?

GA, Your next MMO Fail Whale. QQ.

Venom Bomb 2 will kill your teammates, awesome. “Dude WTF stop TKING!”
Alarm Responder bots drop loot. “Who triggered the damn bots!”

The best new part of the patch notes:

To report a player, use the chat command “/report “.

To report a player named “StupidPlayer” for harrassment you could use the following format:

/report StupidPlayer guy is harrassing me in chat

Your report will be recorded in our databases and used among other factors to evaluate players for potential disciplinary action.

Repeated mis-use of this function (by reporting users falsely) could lead to account suspension or other actions by Hi-Rez.

Getting banned from GA to me would be equivalent to getting thrown out of a hole-in-the-wall bar immediately after you’ve paid your cover. Griefing will continue because with every patch comes new and creative ways to exploit and grief. – Melx

Any beta testers out there notice that this was in beta and removed from release, it only took them 2 + months to re-implement it?

Mission Screen: When joining the Mercenary PvP queue, players have checkboxes to select the Map Types to queue for (Control, Breach, Demolition, Payload, Scramble).

•Patch 1.1 went live on the Public Test Server on Tuesday, Feb. 23.
•The Public Test Server should be on and available for login at most times during the day but may be subject to occassional downtime. Follow GATestSvrStatus on Twitter for latest status.
•All players that own Global Agenda should have a “Global Agenda Public Test Client” available to download through the TOOLS menu on Steam. This requires a full download of the game client. (More…).
•Players may login to the Public Test Server using their normal account credentials. If your “Live” password has changed in the last week, your old password may still be in effect on the PTS.
•The test database has been seeded with a copy of the Live environment as of Friday, Feb 19.
New Features

New items and features in this patch include:

•Friends List: A Friends and Ignore list has been added (More…)

•Mission Screen: When joining the Mercenary PvP queue, players have checkboxes to select the Map Types to queue for (Control, Breach, Demolition, Payload, Scramble).
•Mission Screen: When joining a PvE queue, players have the ability to “Only join a balanced team.” If this option is chosen, it may take longer to get a match, but you will be ensured of having one player from each class on your team.

•Upgrades: Upgrades can now be repaired using Repair Kits that can be crafted using blueprints purchased in the Prototyping Center in Dome City. (More…)
•Crafting: Additional rare and epic blueprint options have been added.
•Crafting: There are now specific uncommon blueprints, so it is no longer necessary to craft random. Existing random blueprints have been converted to match the new scheme. To accommodate this:

•All existing uncommon blueprints were removed from the game and your credits have been refunded.
•There are now separate armor and weapon blueprint vendors in the crafting area. Each vendor sells 42 blueprints that craft a specific item (rather than the random chance at a stat as prior).
•All upgrades and blueprints have been renamed to make them esier to identify. (Example: No longer do you have to wade through hundreds of Alpha Analysers to find one with a ranged damaged bonus. Now you can search on Ranged Analyser and see all of them with that particular stat).
•Crafting: Item names are now more representative of the enhancements they provide.
•Loot drops: Plates now drop at 2x the previous rate in PvE missions.
•Loot drops: Alarm bots no longer drop loot.

•Conquest: Two new Conquest Zones have been added — Tradewind has times convenient for Oceanic players, and Anvil has a start time convenient to many European players. (More…)
•Conquest: New tabs have been added to the CONQUEST MAP screen for “Combat Log” and “Alliance”. These allow you to get a fuller picture of the recent activity and current state of a given Zone.
•Conquest: Improved support for the Zone Win Condition has been added.
•Conquest: Equipment brought into an AvA match that is not destroyed by the opposing team is no longer destroyed by the system if your team loses (this would happen a % of the time previously, by design).
•Conquest: If you lose an AvA match, your dropship is now always destroyed.
•Conquest: When a strike-force leader withdraws from a hex, a chat message is now sent to notify the entire strike force.
•Conquest: Multiple maps rotated for each type and level of facility (before there was one map for each facility level). Any given hex with a given facility type will always play the same map.

•VOIP: Players with multiple speaker/microphone devices on their PC, may now choose which devices to use for in-game voice. Visit the SOUND tab on the SETTINGS menu.
•VOIP: Options have been added to disable Instance Voice, Team Voice or all Voice. Visit the SOUND tab on the SETTINGS menu.
•VOIP: A variety of changes intended to improve stability and performance have been implemented.

•Settings: An option to enable mouse smoothing has been enabled. Visit the GENERAL tab on the SETTINGS menu.
•Settings: An option has been added under Video Settings for a “borderless” window. This is most useful for fast alt-tabbing while running at your monitor’s native resolution.

•Abuse Reports: Use chat command /report to report players for suspected cheating, griefing or harrassment. Use form “/report “. (More…)

•Auction House: Several improvements to searching, filtering and sorting.

•Agency Management: Your Agency’s Message of the Day is displayed in chat when you login to the game, or when an Agency member with permissions modifies it.
•Agency Management: An option exists under SETTINGS | CHAT to be notified in chat each time an Agency member logs logs into or out of the game.
•Agency Management: Level now shows on the Agency screen (for online characters only).

•Agency Directory: The Agency Directory now offers the option to filter by Conquest HQ Zone.
•PVP: No more than 4 players of the same class will be match-made into a mission on the same side.
•PVP: Overtime is now limited to a maximum of 3 minutes. If the attackers do not capture the objective during this time, the Defenders win.
•PVP: The game-type (Breach, Control, etc) is now visible on the loading screen for each PvP map.
•Equip Screen: Improved tooltips for level/skill/seasonal requirements.

•Human Resources: Dye Vendor #3 has gone off strike and is now back at work.

•Website: The MYSTATS section of the website has gone through several upgrades and improvements.

•Miscellaneous: Various map cleanups and improvements.
•Miscellaneous: Various audio/sound effects improvements.
•Miscellaneous: Various animation cleanups and improvements.
•Miscellaneous: Visual elements on combo boxes modified.
•Miscellaneous: Paging support has been improved/added on several screens throughout the game.
•Miscellaneous: F3 now launches the Friends list instead of Network Stats. Use “/stat net” in chat or F8 to show network stats.
•Miscellaneous: The radar is now disabled in Dome City.
•Miscellaneous: You can now rotate your character in the equip screen and vendor preview screen by left-clicking and dragging the mouse (same as character select screen).
•Miscellaneous: /dance will now randomly play one of the games’ several dance-like emotes.
Bug Fixes

•Some crash conditions have been fixed.
•Agency Recruiting screen not updating under some conditions
•Search and filtering on the Agency Directory improved.
•Several fixes to Auction House search
•Several fixes to Strikeforce Inventory management.
•The Agency field now populates on the PvE Matchmaking box (previously blank).
•Condition in which mouse was not properly locked during map load when in windowed mode has been fixed.
•Various spelling failures corrected.
•Death animations have been added to the Think Tank boss.
•The proper key binding now shows on the ESC menu for AGENCY.
•A condition that would cause some clients to lose text chat sporadically has been fixed.
•Agency tax rate no longer displays in chat with lots of digits after the decimal point.
•Fixed bug in which sniper projectile was not visible at long distances.
•Damage messages now show correctly when damaged by an AvA deployable.
•A fix to HQ relocation logic that allowed HQ’s to be misplaced under some conditions when automatically moved by the system upon HQ loss.
Device Changes

•The Drone Duration and Super Drones skills under the Robotics tree now function as intended.
•Neutralize Wave: The base recharge time on all Neutralize Wave ranks is now 60 seconds (times had been inconsistent across ranks).
•Damage on the AvA Mini-nuke has been increased to ensure it fully wipes out AvA Turrets within its range.
•AvA Turret deploy time increased from 5 to 20.
•AvA Turret collision improved
•Armored Beacon I Class 1 Ore Requirement reduced from 25 to 20
•Production Cost reduced to 350 on all Tech II Buildings, and Missile Complex, making them take less time to manufacture.
•Research time on Tech II Mine and Tech II Factory Blueprints reduced to 330.
•Resource requirement for Tech II Foundation blueprint reduced to 3000 Class 1 Ore, 300 Class 2 Ore.
•Ununpentum requirement for Tech II Mine, Factory and Lab Blueprint reduced to 90.
•Android Squad: Reduced Class 1 Ore requirement. Reduced production time. Reduced research cost.
•Venom Bomb II no longer injures teammates (bug fix)

The CEO of 7-11 lives in a house bigger than a university campus, wow.

A great watch, I would definitely recommend this to anyone who’s bored with reality television. The con to this show is that there is a lot of personal background added about the CEO’s and people they meet in their ‘undercover employment’ which isn’t needed.

There are 3 episodes right now, Waste Management, Hooters, and 7-Eleven. One of the funniest parts is that the Hooters CEO has an obvious hicky on the left side of his neck – awesome.

The Marine campaign felt the longest, then Predator, then Alien. Each campaign also has its own story line and video clips which make each individual campaign interesting to play. The most entertaining aspect of the game has to be the video clips, the audio diaries, followed by the multiplayer if you can get a queue.

What ever happened to being able to choose the server that you want to connect to, this whole ‘xbox’ idea of queueing on pc’s is horrible. If I wanted to wait in a line to get some sort of result I’d go to the DMV or a popular bakery and take a number. The biggest downfall of this game right now has to be the multiplayer queue system, and the fact that some multiplayer modes are only available to Unranked status’ only.

2.8/5 Not the best, but better than a lot of teenage movies that have been released between Dec – Feb.

Synopsis: The world is in trouble, but not our world, our parallel world – and who’s going to defend it? Lex Luthor of course because everythings backwards – it’s similar Bizzaro World. Superman plays the role of the antagonist and protagonist. Better than Shutter Island, give it a watch if you enjoy cartoons or The Justice League.

2.6/5 Not bad for the continuation of the Justice League movie series

We submitted our theory on a Spoiler site and they posted it. The theory got rated a 1/5 stars – same as Shutter Island, except our submission was a lot shorter and didn’t waste money.

The Lost Spoiler Post.

No synopsis needed, just this spoiler to save you 2 hours of time.

[SPOILER] Leonardo DiCaprio is hallucinating the entire movie, and kills himself at the end.

1/5 Thanks for nothing, I’d rather have given Mythic Entertainment $15.

If the numbers represent potential candidates and Kate doesn’t have a number, the logical explaination would be that she is not a candidate at all.

Using that logical deduction it would make sense that Kate’s on the island. She had the ability to kill a man (her father/step father in a fire if I recall) before she got to the island. Nobody else on the island had ever killed before they got to the island – except S. Jarrah and hes been “eliminated”.

Kate is on the island because she will be the one to kill the black smoke/ Flocke. If Jacob was a numbers man, he would have assigned Kate a number even if he didn’t think that she was going to be a candidate.

I could be far off but I think that this is very possible given the recent numbers in the secret cave.

GamerQQ has posted many videos of bugs and exploits within Global Agenda. Now it’s your turn.

Skywalking – Found this one, wasn’t really advantageous as far as attacking goes, but really fun to watch your enemies from the sky above.

Terrian Exploitation – Terrian is your enemy when you don’t have a stuck button and your friend when you know how to manipulate it. Terrian is an easy way to kill enemies as well, in Global Agenda this is easily achieved by finding the ‘Crushers’ and dragging an enemy back to them.

Knowing your PVE/NPC Enemies – Knowing how your enemy works is extremely important to discovering exploits. Can your enemy shoot around corners? Are they melee only bad guys? Close Range only? Decreased damage at far range? Can they jump? Are they following one member of your team, or are they targetting everyone equally? Can you use one enemy to kill or eliminate other enemies – such as the spinning boss that will kill anything that it pulls into its tornadeo of love. Hiding on tall objects is one of the best techniques that we have found in this game. When in doubt – fly to a spot that the enemy can’t get you and hide. Recover and return to dominate.

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Synopsis: A couple finds a package on their doorstep. Within the package is a box with a button in it, if the button is pushed then someone that the couple does not know, will die, in return for pushing the button the couple will receive $1,000,000 USD.

Side Note: Anything that sounds to good to be true, is.

3.2/5 For a good watch, with some new concepts patterned over old plots.

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For only $15 a month, you could beta test this more than 1 year old mmorpg. Warhammer Online, Age of Betatesting.

I would say thanks but no thanks, but thanks isn’t even order after paying Mythic for a year of beta testing already.

So, lets just say, no Mythic, no.

The first item that bothered me was the combat system. The combat system that Vigil Games (creators of Darksiders) stole from 3 games that I could see. The major one is God of War, yes…. We all know that God of War is an amazing game, but leave it alone!

Too many games coming out in 2010 have stolen the great combat system of GoW, like Bayonetta and Dante’s Inferno. Let come out with new and exciting ways to decapitate people.

The second item that I would like to bring up, Boss Fights. What brilliant mind came up with the idea of not having any indication of when you are going to beat any of the bosses in Darksiders. There are no heath bars, no visible wounds of any sort, or any other way to see when a boss will finally kick the bucket.

On a better note, this game has a great gripping story to follow throughout your quest, the quest to kill the destroyer and bring balance back to the world. It also has some sweet artwork and detail that has been put into Darksiders that is a nice eye catcher.

All done and said, I think that Darksiders is a fun game to play, will keep you entertained for hours or days (however fast your game play is) and if there is a sequel to the game, I would definitely buy it for sure.

1) Flying into an open container will always work if there isn’t any piece of terrian that the Support Foremans can use to get in.

2) Fly back to your spawn point (dropship) and shoot them from there. no pve or pvp character can get into the enemies dropship, it is your safe haven.

3) Use the quick block method. If you hold your shield down the Foreman will hit you with an unblockable attack, if you only block when hes about to hit you then you will successfully block his attack.

4) Fly up, up, and away. Foremans are to heavy to jump to the high places that your jet pack can get you. Cranes, tall strutures, edges of maps, ontop of boxes, ontop of your spawn beacon or checkpoint, all of these are good places.

5) When all else fails, run. You’d be suprised how fast the foremans can be, don’t stop to turn around and look, just keep high tailing it to safety.

Hope these help, enjoy beating some elites in Global Agenda PVE now that you have some extra knowledge to add to your arsenal.